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Pigeons

An anti-parable

Alexander Riley
May 5, 2022
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A bench in a city, some leftover bread after a mobile lunch. 

Before I go, I decide to give the bread to the mass of pigeons that have been watching me greedily, keeping a safe distance so long as I have the baguette near my mouth, cautiously moving in when they see it go down on to the bench beside me.

I tear it into chunks and throw them into the crowd of birds.  All the struggle of nature instantly manifests, right here before me, in this mundane little public square. 

I give many crumbs at a time, so more than just the largest few can feed.  But no matter how I make the division, the squabbling and merciless contestation is omnipresent.  The stronger, faster, and bolder chase off the others, or simply take the bread directly from their beaks. 

It is pristinely simple, the rule that motivates all that happens here, and a little reflection reveals that this is the same rule nearly everywhere. 

Because we humans have amended the rule, however imperfectly, to at least occasionally reduce its brutality, I find it hard to accept that the pigeons handle their business in this atrocious manner. I try to legislate, fool that I am, caught up in my cultural game of fairness and equity and sharing and other such things. I go so far as to give crumbs to weaker birds and then stand between them and their larger antagonists. I chase away the most aggressive birds. 

But they return immediately as soon as I retreat or when they sense that I am too focused on some other aggressor to attend to them. Even as I endeavor to isolate the smaller birds in order to feed them, the victims spontaneously convert to victimizers and began bullying one another, and a new hierarchy of power is imposed that is the perfect copy with different participants of the hierarchy I disrupted.

My efforts prove wholly without results, or in any event the results I hoped to achieve are not produced. The pigeons are uninterested in my prejudices.  They prefer their own. 

Might and aggression mixed with some luck gets a bit of bread, weakness and pacifism only and always starves. 

Cold, pure, uncompromising, utterly separated from the world we hairless apes have devised out of our ability to produce sounds and then etch symbols representing the sounds on parchment and then name some among us as the guardians of these sacred symbols that we desire so desperately to be eternal rules for the governing of our commerce with one another.

As the pigeons continue their war of all against all, I notice something I had not seen before. 

There are perhaps three or four dozen birds gathered around the bench, hard to count as they bustle about in the furious competition like balls of feathers in the wind.  But of all the birds I study to verify the point, not one has two intact feet. 

All are missing toes or have other horrible deformities.  Some have no foot at all on one leg, just a stump.  These hobble about pathetically, yet impervious to my compassion for them. They feed when I give them the opportunity to do so by intimidating their intimidators, and then they adopt the same amoral rigor in their competition with still smaller, weaker, more severely crippled fellows. My pity for their condition plays precisely no role in the mechanism of the malevolent machinery.

I return to my bench, thoroughly defeated. It is difficult to look hard at such things. Doing so inevitably reminds one of how much of this is contained in us too.

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May 5, 2022Liked by Alexander Riley

Ha! I have two anti-parable of my own, along the lines of "you can't fight nature."

When our son was about three, he and his dad found a lost and slightly confused duck in our yard. My husband duly found a cardboard box, and carefully, with Matthew's supervision, nestled the duck in. They took it to a spot on Bull Run where others were known to congregate and released it. Feeling quite virtuous, they watched it waddle into the water,. Then to Rick's horror the other ducks attacked and killed it. He was relieved that it seemed Matthew had already turned away and hustled him to the car, returning home to tell me one cheerful story in front of the son, and a darker one in hushed tones once we were alone. We still make veiled referenced to the duck around here.

When our son turned four, his birthday party was at the local gymnastics center. After everyone arrived the main floor was still not fully set up for the kids, so we all spent a little time in the waiting area. The mixed-sex four year olds got into bins of toys. (Mind, these are children of Bucknell professors and other such enlightened people who only let their kids watch Caillou and Baby Einstein - or no TV at all, and avoid any exposure to stereotyping gender, as well as violence/weaponry.) Within five minutes, the boys were all pretending that non-weapon toys, like blocks, were guns and proceeded to run around shooting each other, while the girls had rummaged out all the plastic food items and were following the boys, offering to feed them. I was laughing so hard inside.

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