Like, some sort of interesting, like, sort of, like, things that, like, really, I sort of came up with, like, today, sort of, like, really

It's the weekend, at last...

[Gravity is one of my big unacceptables. Why does it have to hurt so much to fall down? I would greatly prefer floating ever so lightly upward as delicate strings play a dreamy melody when I trip, thank you. I was never consulted when the gravity decision was made and that feels tremendously unfair. Let’s organize and put a stop to this traumatizing inj…