Land Acknowledgments and "Toxic Environments"

Trigger Warning: Satire at the expense of the Woke and inconvenient facts about indigenous American populations contained herein

Just saw this story of a professor being accused by his administration of creating a “toxic environment” by putting a little riposte to the now omnipresent land acknowledgements at the end of his email signature. Here’s the most relevant part:

“On Dec. 8, Reges criticized land acknowledgment statements in an email to faculty and included a modified stat…